Things I'd Want To See The GOP Candidates Do Tonight Rather Than Debate
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View ArticleLet Us Revel In Trump's Twitter Spelling Errors
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View ArticleBen Carson's Hands: Help, I'm Attached To A Crazy Person
Ben Carson's Hands: Help, I'm Attache... After a particularly insane debate performance, Ben Carson's hands finally speak out about how batshit crazy he is. Submitted by: Ben Carson's Hands Regular...
View Article23 Rejected Oscar Categories
23 Rejected Oscar Categories Like a pubescent child, the Academy Awards continually grow and change. Each year, new Oscar categories are expanded to recognize cinematic achievement in areas not...
View ArticleFact Checking Republican Insults
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View ArticleTHIS VIDEO OF A TRUMP SECURITY GUARD CHOKE SLAMMING A REPORTER IS F*CKED UP!
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View ArticleSam Bee Delivers Up To The Minute 2010 Election Coverage
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View ArticleWhat Makes This Tuesday So Super?
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View ArticleOh No! This Ted Cruz 'Bad Lip Reading' Is So Funny It May Help Him Win Votes
Oh No! This Ted Cruz 'Bad Lip Reading... "If there's one thing our country doesn't need more of, it's goose diarrhea." Submitted by: Best of the Web Immortal Keywords: ted cruz ted cruz bad lip...
View ArticleGoing Forward, The GOP Has Two Options Regarding Donald Trump
Going Forward, The GOP Has Two Option... They can either nominate him or... Submitted by: Kady Ruth Ashcraft Regular Keywords: gop donald trump trump trump super tuesday trump super tuesday wins gop...
View ArticleChris Christie Texts Donald Trump That He May Have Made Huge Mistake
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View ArticleBernie Sanders: "After This Town Hall, We're Going To Need Everyone To Help...
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View Article18 Awful Ben Carson Jokes That'll Make You Wanna Blow Your Brains Out
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View ArticleSuper Tuesday Leads to What The Fuck Have We Done Wednesday
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View ArticleA Eulogy For Being Able To Say "Thanks, Obama!"
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View ArticleDonald Trump Goes On Twitter Rant After Mitt Romney Calls Him A Phony
Donald Trump Goes On Twitter Rant Aft... Never one to hold back, Donald Trump took to twitter to rant against Mitt Romney and prove that he is, in fact, NOT a phony. Submitted by: Jason Flowers...
View ArticleA Re-Cap Of Fox's Roast Of Donald Trump a.k.a. GOP Debate
A Re-Cap Of Fox's Roast Of Donald Tru... It was billed as a debate, but clearly went down as a classic comedy roast. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: fox gop debate fox debate george wallaca megyn...
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Trump's Debate Notes With Penis Joke ... Trump alluded to there being no problem with the size of his penis. During a debate. For President. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Regular Keywords: donald trump...
View ArticleWhen President Underwood Does His Asides, He’s Talking To Me And Me Alone
When President Underwood Does His Asi... As a new season of House of Cards approaches, just wanted to clear up one thing: his asides are meant for me, and me alone. Submitted by: Matt Kirsch Regular...
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