Even The Dead Are Afraid Of A Trump Presidency
Even The Dead Are Afraid Of A Trump P... A man used his obituary as one last chance to posthumously urge voters to say no to Trump. Submitted by: Matt Kirsch Regular Keywords: Trump Politics trump...
View ArticleThe Armed Occupation Of Federal Property In Oregon Is A Tough Egg To Crack
The Armed Occupation Of Federal Prope... As far as eggs go, this is a tough one to crack. Submitted by: Nate Dern Regular Keywords: oregon armed occupation oregon militia oregon stand off oregon...
View ArticleNo Men Showed Up To The US Government So Women Took Over
No Men Showed Up To The US Government... Now we live in a matriarchy!!! Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: us senate women in government us government government women in us government women...
View ArticleWhat Trump Should Do Thursday Now That He Won't Be At The Debate
What Trump Should Do Thursday Now Tha... Aside from furiously live tweeting his stupid thoughts. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: trump donald trump melania trump megyn kelly trump debate megyn...
View ArticleThe Trumptastic First Draft Of Donald's Announcement To Skip The Next Debate
The Trumptastic First Draft Of Donald... Donald Trump recently announced he would be skipping the next Republican primary debate, and if you thought his press release announcing the decision was...
View ArticleLindsey Graham: "No One Believes Me That I Ran For President"
Lindsey Graham: "No One Believes Me T... "I really did run for president! Honest! Why doesn't anyone believe me?" says someone named Lindsey Graham, a man who claims he ran for president. Submitted...
View ArticleTrump Still Tweets While at Veterans Forum
Trump Still Tweets While at Veterans ... How he did it is a mystery. Submitted by: Offending Leads to Love Regular Keywords: Donald Trump GOP Debate Veterans Rally Views: 25
View ArticleDonald Trump: Maybe I’ll Buy a Farm Here SINCE YOU’RE ALL A BUNCHA PIGS
Donald Trump: Maybe I’ll Buy a Farm H... You misinterpreted my comments. You're all a bunch of pigs. Submitted by: Donald Trump Regular Keywords: Donald Trump: Maybe I’ll Buy a Farm Here SINCE YOU’RE...
View ArticleThe Ted Cruz Prayer
The Ted Cruz Prayer A prayerful reflection from GOP hopeful and America's foremost expert on Judeo-Christian values, Ted Cruz. Submitted by: David Ferguson Regular Keywords: Ted Cruz Donald Trump...
View ArticleTed Cruz Excited About Huge Black Caucus
Ted Cruz Excited About Huge Black Cau... The size of the Black Caucus is going to bigger than ever this year and no one seems to be more poised to take advantage of the situation than Sen. Ted Cruz,...
View ArticleI’m Not Sexist, I Just Don’t Like Hillary Because She’s An Uppity Bitch
I’m Not Sexist, I Just Don’t Like Hil... An op-ed from a white man tired of being called sexist on Facebook for not liking Hillary. Submitted by: Chip Cosmo Worthy Keywords: hillary clinton hillary...
View ArticleBy Switching One Word You Can Make Trump's Tweets Mean Anything You Want Them To
By Switching One Word You Can Make Tr... Change a tweet from "bad!" to "great again!" Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: trump donald trump trump iowa trump cruz ted cruz ted cruz iowa iowa winners...
View ArticleIowa County-By-County Guide To Breaking Caucus Ties
Iowa County-By-County Guide To Breaki... This past week, a bunch of caucus precincts in Iowa broke Democratic contest ties by flipping a coin. There are 99 counties in Iowa, and each has a different...
View ArticleJeb Bush: What I Would Have Said If They Didn't Clap
Jeb Bush: What I Would Have Said If T... Jeb Bush recently asked a silent crowd of supporters to "please clap." But what if they didn't? Submitted by: Jeb Bush Regular Keywords: Jeb Bush GOP Jeb Bush...
View ArticleRick Santorum Drops Out Of GOP Race, Endorses Putin
Rick Santorum Drops Out Of GOP Race, ... Former Pennsylvania senator and 2016 Republican candidate Rick Santorum, officially ended his bid for the party's nomination on Monday and has wholeheartedly...
View ArticleJeb's Response To Donald Trump Earns Him That Exclamation Point
Jeb's Response To Donald Trump Earns ... He needed his mom's help, but still! Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: jeb jeb bush jeb bush trump trump trump new hampshire new hampshire jeb new hampshire...
View ArticleBill Clinton Hospitalized Following Coyote Attack, Mrs. Clinton Held For...
Bill Clinton Hospitalized Following C... Bill Clinton was rushed to an area hospital Friday after a near fatal, early morning coyote attack reports the Chappaqua Tribune Times Daily Globe Gazette....
View ArticleSam Bee Starts Strong And Swings Hard At Jeb Bush
Sam Bee Starts Strong And Swings Hard... The new face on late night TV goes after the candidate of the most established political family. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: jeb jeb! jeb bush jeb...
View ArticleJeb Bush: "I'm America’s Favorite Underdog"
Jeb Bush: "I'm America’s Favorite Und... Jeb Bush may be losing, but everyone knows that America loves a loser so long as they become a winner in the end. Submitted by: Jeb Bush Regular Keywords: jeb...
View Article'The Daily Show' Dives Into The Bernie-Hillary Gender Divide
'The Daily Show' Dives Into The Berni... Girls will be girls, and boys will be boys, and according to some feminist icons that says everything about who you are voting for. Submitted by: News Regular...
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