Why Did It Take Hillary So Long To Pee? A Republican Investigation
Why Did It Take Hillary So Long To Pe... Hillary Clinton took longer to pee than any other presidential candidate during a commercial break at the first Democratic debate. Our nation's republican...
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7 Rational Explanations For The Supp... According to Yale scientists a star could be dimming because aliens built a megastructure with solar panels that took energy from the star. Here are some more...
View ArticleMike Myers, John Oliver, And A Moose Getting A Colonoscopy Don't Want You To...
Mike Myers, John Oliver, And A Moose ... The Canadian Election is Monday the 19th and John Oliver and Mike Myers are risking jail time to tell you not to vote for Stephen Harper. Submitted by: News...
View ArticleJeb Bush Asks His Big Brother The Truth About 9/11
Jeb Bush Asks His Big Brother The Tru... Following Trump's twitter war, Jeb Bush talked to his big bro to finally get a straight answer about who was to blame for the attacks on 9/11. Submitted by:...
View ArticleTrevor Noah Settles Who Won The Democratic Debate, Hillary or Bernie
Trevor Noah Settles Who Won The Democ... He also makes it very clear he does not work for Time Warner, ok?? Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: daily show trevor noah demdebate #demdebate hillary...
View ArticleMartin O'Malley Sang Taylor Swift On 'The View' And It Is Our Fault
Martin O'Malley Sang Taylor Swift On ... There is no one to blame other than ourselves for this. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: martin o'malley martin omalley the view martin o'malley the view...
View ArticleJim Webb On Why He Exited The Race: "I'm Campaigning For Jar Jar To Be In...
Jim Webb On Why He Exited The Race: "... Senator Jim Web gives a detailed explanation on why he dropped out of the primary. Submitted by: Simon Johnston Regular Keywords: star wars trailer star wars...
View ArticleCheck Out The New Canadian Prime Minister Hunk!!!
Check Out The New Canadian Prime Mini... New Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a total hottie! Submitted by: Kristy Lopez-Bernal Regular Keywords: canadian prime minister justin trudeau justin...
View ArticlePlease Don’t Use Me As A Metaphor: A Message From The Scaffolding Covered...
Please Don’t Use Me As A Metaphor: A ... Please. Submitted by: Owen Burke Regular Keywords: politics capitol speaker of the house boehner repulican conservative democrat Views: 1,043
View ArticleDid Putin Tell Assad A Fart Joke?
Did Putin Tell Assad A Fart Joke? Assad and Putin are both all-smiles in a photo taken after a recent meeting. Why? Putin told a fart joke! Submitted by: Kristy Lopez-Bernal Regular Keywords: assad...
View ArticleJoe Biden Gets Text Message From Bill Clinton About Not Running For President
Joe Biden Gets Text Message From Bill... Today Joe Biden announced that he wasn't running for president. Ol' slick willy had a thing or two to say about that. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Regular...
View ArticleEverything You Need To Know About Benghazi And Also The Movie 'Grandma’s Boy'
Everything You Need To Know About Ben... Here’s everything you need to know about both Hillary's latest Senate hearing and the 2006 Happy Madison film. Submitted by: Jason Flowers Regular Keywords:...
View ArticleJessica Williams Lists Off Paul Ryan's Demands To Be Speaker Of The House
Jessica Williams Lists Off Paul Ryan'... You might want to sit down for this one guys. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: paul ryan daily show trevor noah jessica williams jessica williams daily...
View ArticleBernie Sanders Playing The Bongo Drums To Ben Harper's "Burn One Down"
Bernie Sanders Playing The Bongo Drum... Bernie Sanders. Bongos. Burning one down. This is why the internet exists. Submitted by: News Regular Keywords: bernie sanders burn one down bernie sanders...
View ArticleAaron Sorkin: "I'm Adapting Hillary's Benghazi Hearing Into A Boring Screenplay"
Aaron Sorkin: "I'm Adapting Hillary's... Aaron Sorkin reveals the secrets behind his next screenplay: a very boring adaption of Hillary Clinton's Benghazi hearing. Submitted by: Aaron Sorkin Regular...
View ArticleJeb Bush: "I Need To Date Jenny Lewis"
Jeb Bush: "I Need To Date Jenny Lewis" Jeb Bush's campaign is failing miserably, but he has a new strategy to revitalize his poll numbers: start dating Jenny Lewis. Submitted by: Alex Scordelis...
View ArticleKanye And Kim Should Absolutely Run For Pres & First Lady In 2020, Here's Why
Kanye And Kim Should Absolutely Run F... Kim Kardashian turned 35 making her legally eligible to run for president or vice president of the United States. This can happen and it needs to happen....
View ArticleDivorcée To Pope: “Either Let Me Have Communion Or Tell Me Where You Buy...
Divorcée To Pope: “Either Let Me Have... I am craving those wafers so badly. Let those of us whose marriages didn’t work out take part in this sacred tradition, or at least tell us where we can buy...
View ArticleThe Squirrel Proxy War: A Secret Agenda
The Squirrel Proxy War: A Secret Agenda Something's lurking in the trees, it is Russian squirrels that I see. Submitted by: Simon Johnston Regular Keywords: Russian submarines squirrels in my backyard...
View ArticleBacon Causes Cancer AKA Science Is Ruining My Life
Bacon Causes Cancer AKA Science Is Ru... The World Health Organization's cancer agency reported that bacon, red meat, and processed meats are linked to cancer. I love meat. I eat it everyday. Fuck you...
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